Ladies and gentlemen, my ex girlfriend. Apparently I was the big asshole in the relationship. Woke up to 3 missed calls, a voicemail, and plenty more texts like this all because my female roommate had a friend over last night.
Sadly all she’s accomplished is making my last relationship look like paradise.
Problems by Stephan Hohenthanner, Ballpoint Pen on paper.
Russian soldier holds decapitated Hitler head, Berlin 1945